Alaska jokes. These mountains are hill areas. He walks into the first bar in juneau and shouts all right im going to be an alaskan. In alaska they drink mountain dude.
You know that the term break up has more to do with the weather than personal relationships. One day after striking gold in alaska a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. How do alaskans get a great upper body workout.
Why couldnt the anchorage school district buy enough buses for children. Alaska food puns. You might be an alaskan.
The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. Its hard to be crabby when the food is so good. Seafood in alaska is the reel thing.
We got her replied the bartender. You take off your shirt and your arms are as pale as your legs all the way to your wrists. How did the moose get in the flippin plane.
I like big halibuts and i cannot lie. One was killed by an african scorpion that should never have made it to alaska let alone have survived the cold. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
This thing weighs a tundra. Ill take an order of chicken nugget falls. Im lookin for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the yukon he said to the bartender.
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Because they had to buy the zambonis first. The texan in alaska 1960 alaska is now a state. By shoveling their driveways.
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How many alaskan huskies does it take to change a light bulb. David glad flickrat least 16 they have to go to. One day after striking gold in alaska a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
I cant a fjord a trip to alaska right now. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore.
What did dela ware to the iditarod. Done press ctrl c. A texan moves up to alaska determined to be a citizen of the largest state in the union.
Are we having funter bay yet. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.